Saturday, February 19, 2011

Quotes On Third Birthday



My friend The Amazon defines itself as a dyslexic manual, the antichrist of the photograph, and a devoted mother to care for their pets Facebook that "anxious" to have a penis because they think it should be great. I think these samples are sufficient to show that self-flagellation has a sense of humor like my backyard: particular ( turun-tish! ).

This has led to more than one problem and that she, rather than talking, chain Conas and sarcasm, and that not everyone catches. People often think being edge or short of a shower, when the thing is that is so hot. At the other extreme, often found telling someone something serious, and the other reacting splitting with laughter to think it's a joke. It's hard to spark ...

is the kind of person who you going by bus, and realizing that you're looking at an old painted like a door, you slowly on his ear and whispers: "Ladies make-up with Homer Simpson's shotgun ". Some time ago when we went to an Arabic restaurant and said something politically incorrect in the air, was disturbed by the post ible reaction of the waiters: "Peibol Oh God!" And if you were offended and now blow themselves up? "
You can not take to the streets, at least if you're not prepared for what might happen.

One of his mythical spontaneous phrases, and then used most often, is foolproof strategy to remove the kinkis (canis) away when you quit and give up the pain in the ass:

- Tsss, hey Pibito, Shall we dance?
- Sorry, I can not. Is that I am frigid ...

Simply brilliant.



The Amazon is not only funny and witty, but also is an exceptional friend. We talk very often, and occasionally I trips to Las Palmas for a few days at home. When I have been wrong Just call me by phone to change the mood, and whenever we talk me out more than a laugh. It is almost 9 years of close friendship, and still continues to amaze. Sara is a great pleasure to meet you, and it is best to know it will continue for years.



PD. Did you think this post was going to fall for your birthday, huh bitch?

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